For the longest time, we’ve been waiting to acquire something. And now, it’s finally here.
We now have a death ray!
Though it being a kit, it needs some assembly. So come on down this Sunday at 8 PM for the death ray build party! We’ll need lots of mini–er, volunteers to come help us! Especially with that fission battery…yeesh, did they have to use 2 feet of lead for the entire casing?
Anyway, this is a historic event as we become the first hackerspace to have the power TO RULE THE–erm, to have a death ray! Hope to see you there!
Update, 2241: Unfortunately, this event may have to be postponed after a certain masked menace pilfered the shipment. Blast that goody twoshoes and their annoying snot of a sidekick!